Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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