The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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