So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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