I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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