If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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