party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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