We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I can't turn off my feet"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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