Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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