: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i will never coherently bang her
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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