that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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