is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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