you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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