am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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