Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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