i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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