problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
