i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Vodka?
Forever.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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