We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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