Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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