is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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