...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
