how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I love you.
Bad choice
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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