He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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