ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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