can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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