Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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