She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
cat food counts as protein by the way
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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