My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
