Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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