these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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