I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I can't put those talents on a resume
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
we should paint friendship bongs
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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