i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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