btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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