i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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