I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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