i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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