my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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