I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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