I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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