apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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