i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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