And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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