dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock