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Who is this?

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Who do you want it to be?

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Sarah Palin

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I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde

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(978): Who is this? (407): Who do you want it to be? (978): Sarah Palin (407): I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde http://tfl.nu/hfjt

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(630): View more from Illinois

i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate

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(630) i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate http://tfl.nu/ziyg

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how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?

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how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?

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(401): how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much? (617): how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore? http://tfl.nu/k1y1

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(845): View more from New York

beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween

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(845): beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween http://tfl.nu/oes5

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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.

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(609): I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off. http://tfl.nu/iqir

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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos

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(512): watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos http://tfl.nu/z3bc

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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.

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(845): They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids. http://tfl.nu/mgv1

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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit

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(325): how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit http://tfl.nu/gfh9

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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.

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(562): So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later. http://tfl.nu/b9wm

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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?

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(617): so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic? http://tfl.nu/c421

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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.

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(918): The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me. http://tfl.nu/3sv8

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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.

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(916): No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street. http://tfl.nu/lc9z

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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.

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(407): I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk. http://tfl.nu/whru

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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?

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(913): She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car? http://tfl.nu/qi3u

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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.

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(720): Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay. http://tfl.nu/q60w

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