yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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