Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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