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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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