If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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