Umm I'm too high to move.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Randomize
