you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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