Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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