this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
no. you can't hotbox the world.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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